"Why isn't that child at home watching 'Seasame Street'?"

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"I told him he was allowed one phone call. He's making a pledge
to Channel 13. "

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"See you, fellas. I have to go watch folk songs and stuff on Channel 13."

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"I thought after my appearance on 'Nova' big things would happen, but..."

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"Well, what'll it be? Channel 13? Or shall we just wallow in the vast wasteland?"

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"There's a smidgen of Charlie Rose about you."

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"You'd better cut back on Channel 13. You're beginning to say 'fortnight' a lot."

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"I like everything Big Bird's ever done."


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Baseball reaches for the PBS audience.

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"I swear, Eddie, you ought to be on with Bill Moyers."

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"Let's just say that if 'The Antiques Roadshow' ever comes to East 78th street, Helen and I will be ready."

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